Sunday, 13 May 2007

Business in Benin

DAVID UBAH & ASSOCIATE
SOLICITORS & ADVOCATES
No.20,BURMA ROAD ,COTONOU BENIN
EMAIL : edwinudoh1010@yahoo.fr
Tel: +229 972 271 34

DEAR RICHARD SHAKERS
I LIKE YOUR IDEA BUT THAT WILL BE MORE EXPENSES FOR YOU .BUT IF YOU HAVE BUSINESS DAN HRER TO DO THAT WILL BE BETER.

I send a Reply

Hello Mr Edwin Udah

Thank you for your speedy reply, it is good to see you popping into the office even on a Sunday, did you go to church first? I hope you did, do not let too much business get in the way.

I am glad you like my idea of a trip to see you, so do I. I did think though that you were here in France.
Now that is a little too far for my bicycle. That is a joke Mr Udah, we English men are always making very good jokes, you will find if I come to collect that you will have a fun weekend.

So yahoo.fr is used for ex French colonies, which I think Benin is. My Geography is not too strong, I did look at Cotonou on Google Earth and is looks a busy place. The surrounding area looks very beautiful river and lakes, I would like to come.

In case I do I will attach a photograph of me so you can recognise me.

I have a feeling that you would rather post the check to me, I hope I do not smell a rodent, species rat, (larger than a mouse gnawing rodent). Before I do spend much money on the trip or indeed send payment by courier is there some proof you can give me that the check exists. I am sorry sound suspicious, I am very pleased to have found some new friends in Benin and David Udah must be a very wonderful man with many contacts that could be useful for new business opportunities.

As you are now my new friends please call me Dick everyone does and it seems so formal to be using the full names every time. Do they call you Ed? that is a very with it name in English and American, hot dog King language too. I think youngsters would say, yeh cool name.

So there we have it, I look forward to completing this deal as soon as possible. As you know money makes money Ed. Please just send some proof of the check that you have, and I will either be down or send the fee.

Your friend

Dick

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