Sunday, 13 May 2007

That Bank has Forged the Guarantee

Dear Mr Udoh

Yes thank you for taking the best possible course to protect my money. The bank will be the safest place, please ensure it is deposited in the highest earning account possible during this arrangement period.

I did not realise that it would be so difficult to transfer a small bit of cash ie $180.00 dollars to your country. Could you not sort this out and arrange a system of easier payment. You know Visa transactions go on every day among most worldwide trading companies.

I must admit I have heard of the problems with financial dealings within your country. I was totally amazed though that the bank that you are dealing with should issue you with a guarantee that is dodgy. good job for both you and I me thinks that the sharp eye of a Western Union office employee spotted that the document had been tampered with.

I wonder if you have had trouble with them before and maybe lost funds or had trouble caused by the crooks who are operating in this bank. Despicable thieves that is what I call them. I think they were trying to purloin, steal or otherwise misappropriate my check.

Are you going to take action against them Mr Udoh, or rather your Barrister boss in his capacity, I would think he has the thieving toads right where he needs them in order to get them banged up good and proper.

Did you not notice Mr Udoh that they had been at it in Photoshop, well I suppose I must admit I did not, again good show to the Western Union staff member. I propose that you and I both give that staff member some money as a reward. I suggest probably $200 each. Maybe you would like to give more as the money saved overall for yourself with the many transactions you are trying to undertake is of far greater size, magnitude, largeness and importance than my one transaction which I nearly fell into.

How will you be sending him this money?

When shall I tell him it will arrive?

How much will be your contribution?

To help you bring the prosecution I will attach the false document as evidence that you can use against them, It has been modified by the manager of Western Union to point out one of the major errors that led to the detection of the attempt to deceive you and I.

Well Mr Udoh, what is the next step for you to provide assurance that the sum is there for me, I really would now like to get this on the road, talking of that it must be a jolly good show I did not jump on a plane and come over, things would not have run smooth would they?

Awaiting your Urgent attention.

I am yours

Richard Shakers

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